If a gorilla screamed at me, I would crap my pants. Luckily, this is nothing like that! Screaming Gorilla is actually quite euphoric, unlike the experience of a 400 lb behemoth unleashing its fury. Instead, this sweet little green Gorilla will unleash its kindness upon your body and gently carry you to the couch, where it will then guide you through blissful thoughts of swimming across a serene blue lake full of tiny, tingly bubbles. Just don’t drink the lake water. Gross.