Spec Ops

Did you ever serve in the military? If you did, you likely experienced some annoying d-bag screaming at you about the corners on your bed. If only you had Spec Ops back then. Granted, you would have been kicked-out because there’s no covering up this potent hybrid during a urinalysis, but at least you would have been in a giggle-state while the d-bag is yelling at you to stop drooling. Never served? That’s cool. Try it before your urinalysis to get that telemarketing job.